mon week-end, en bref.

A conversation I had to summarize my weekend...

- ...Wait a sec, was that your first puke in France?
- You know, I think it was! At least my first public puke.
- Hurray! You should celebrate. Or make a wish.
- A wish! What should I wish for?
- A nice, charming, smart and honest French guy in your life.
- Nah, I think I'd rather have a winning lotto ticket.
- Do you even play the lotto?
- No.
- Then that'll for sure never happen!
- So then my chances of either coming true are pretty much the same.
- Hum. Well... Ok. Touché.

Also, this:

i took this from someone's tumblr that i stumbled upon, but since i don't really know how tumblr works, i'ma just leave it like this. cool? cool.